i think if she did it would be when she was 12 and she would either do it in secret like under her bed door locked lights off etc in case the world somehow finds out and she immediately burns it out of self-inflicted cringe OR she would be like no this isn’t a fursona what are you talking about….. this is my mythical girl + feline hybrid who is very sophisticated and magical and just happens to resemble me entirely due to coincidence….they are very different things and your ignorance is showing and when nobody buys that she tries exploding them with her mind
Ngl antisemitism is a skeleton key that opens up a lot of conspiratorial right-wing thinking, it is at least vacuous and at worst irresponsible to explore most reactionary conspiracy theories without understanding how deep the Protocols of the Elders of Zion brainrot truly goes
t*rf ideology is like this too. Whatever its ideological priors, it’s functionally become a limb of Great Replacement Theory and if you look at literally any of their Pepe Silvia ass attempts to document “who’s behind all this” it’s always some random rich, possibly gay or trans, Jew. This is because they need to sell books to antisemitic foamers but also because they can’t really fit in with those people without drinking their kool-aid, and apparently it tastes pretty good to them
as an example of the way archaeologists have to discipline their interpretations of history, consider the famous figure from Pompeii who, at the moment of his death, was furiously jacking off. The natural interpretation is: “Well, might as well rub one out while I have time”. But further evidence complicates this picture: many of the citizens of Pompeii evacuated during the several-days-long eruptive event, so he must have stayed behind for a reason; it’s certainly possible given Roman religious practice that he believed jacking off would have some effect on the volcano.
Can you imagine if he was proven right? After the tides of lava and pyroclastic flow harmlessly passed by Pompeii and Herculaneum as an apparent result of his last-minute JO sesh, would his friends and family crow about their relationship to the man that saved the day by stepping up and beating off good? Would he jerk off forever thereafter with a sense of mortal trepidation, knowing that Vulcan favored his nut in some inexplicable way? Would he find seeking JO buds easy after his masterful feat or would they avoid him out of fear of his power? So many questions.
I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like “By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!” And then just getting into his car and driving off
so there’s basically two reasons he would need to do this and they’re both funny
his magical honda unsummoned while he was in Walmart; this means it’s not even a real car and could look like anything and he picked or was forced somehow to pick a Honda Accord
his normal honda was left someplace while he came to Walmart by other means, and he can teleport the car to him more easily than he can teleport himself places
there’s also the idea that he drove to walmart in his honda accord, and then when he got out he either forgot where he parked or wanted to skip like 20 seconds of walking so he just summons it right in front of the door
To not have to find a parking space, most wizards keep their Honda Accords in a extradimensional oubliette when not driving. This also saves on garage space.
Clearly the wizard had to summon his Honda Accord because someone stole it while he was shopping. The carjacker is now tumbling violently down the freeway like a source engine ragdoll
So I work I healthcare. I’m in management. I don’t touch patients. Not qualified for that.
But I help make sure the hospital stays open and the lights stay on.
I’m also massively prounion, and pro-universal healthcare.
So that said, I hope they rip that fucking prick in the recording a new asshole. I hope the feds come after him for that HIPAA violation and they beat him so badly that the other hospital administrators only dare whisper about his fate after a few drinks.
Follow this lady’s advice. And if they are fucking you, get help and get what’s owed. No mercy.
I took French in high school and currently questioning my gender. no, i did not take it cuz of spy (i liked medic more and main him) but its cuz it was a new language and i knew Spanish. anyways i thought of spy everytime i took that class 7/20
